"Fuck That Alligator."

I guess it's not really funny when someone dies.
When that someone's last words are: "Fuck the Alligators!", and they are subsequently eaten by a goddamned alligator after being warned not to try to swim with same said alligator, there's a bit of...it's not irony or comedy, but it's definitely something. Just desserts? I don't know. But this idea has been making me chuckle since I read the news story about this exact thing actually happening. Read it HERE.